HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!

Happy Valentines Day to all those who are in love.  To couples, to single parents who love their children, to widows and widowers who live in memories and to those in love with Jesus.  A special happy “Single Awareness Day” (as my son Ken calls it) to all those who live for the dream of a Valentine.

Because today is a day to celebrate love with the giggles of joy, here’s a few giggles to get you started.

 

“The first duty of love is to listen.” — Paul Tillich

Be sure and listen carefully and look into your love’s eyes today.  You may see something exciting.

 

VALENTINE’S GROANERS

 

Q.  What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A.  Stick with me and we’ll go places!

 

Q.  What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

A.  Hog and kisses!

 

Q.  Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A.  Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

 

Q.  What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A.  “I’m sweet on you!”

 

Q.  What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A.  “I find you very attractive.”

 

Q.  What did one pickle say to the other?

A.  “You mean a great dill to me.”

 

Q.  What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

A.  “I love you a ton!”

 

Q.  What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

A.  “You’re fun to hang around with.”

 

Q.  Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?

A.  He fell in love with a pin cushion!

 

Q.  What did the pencil say to the paper?

A.  “I dot my i’s on you!”

 

Q.  What did one light bulb say to the other?

A.  “I love you a whole watt!”

 

Q.  What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

A.  Ughs and kisses!

Have a great day!


 

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