A few funnies….

If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,your children will always return.

Every week I post jokes and quotes from Darlene’s daily.  I hope you will share them with your family.  One of the most important facts about having a successful family is that you must “plan” down time, laughter time and sweet moments of silliness.  Don’t be afraid to stop the busy engine in your home and laugh!

Here’s a few funnies to give you a giggle.

The wife turned to her husband and asked, “Will you love me when my hair turns gray?”

“Why not?” he said. “Haven’t I loved you through five other shades?”

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A young man was proposing to his girlfriend: “Honey, I love you, but I wish I could give you the things my friend Benny has –boats, cars, airplanes — but honey, I really love you.”

She replied, “I love you too, baby, but tell me more about Benny.”

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Dave told his wife Marylou he would take her out to dine like royalty.

Later Marylou reported, “We started out at Burger King and wound up at the Dairy Queen.”

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She: “This is an ideal spot for a picnic.”

He: “It must be. Fifty million insects can’t be wrong.”


 

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